Monday, August 18, 2014

I Can Read (debatable)


"Fox in Socks is like a Rubik's cube for the mouth." -Matthew Patel

A Rubik's cube is easier. That I can do in two minutes.

Time: 5 minutes-ish

Mistakes: A lot. 15-20




Who can beat box?? I dare someone to do this.



4 comments:

  1. After posting the video to youtube, all you need to do is, click the share button copy the html link and create a new post with the html link. "BOOM" E-money is on the web reading some Dr. Suess.

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  2. Dear emoney,
    The burgeoning need for individuals who can rap is evident in this culture. The pure genius in the art will beguile many hopeful individuals who crave fame. I am not saying that you crave fame but I could see this quality complementing your overall persona (given that your name is emoney you are already half way there!). I understand if you have a contumacious attitude towards this idea but I am only trying to be didactic and show you the way to eternal remembrance! You will be an apotheosis and no one could even come close to touching you because you will be so on fire they would get fourth degree burns! ( I am pretty sure that doesn't exist but that is the extent of your potential awesomeness, you are already awesome now but you could add even more sweetness to your awesomeness!) I hope I am not making a faux pas or for that matter you if you proceed to follow this career path. I am just trying to be an opportunist and take action of the current depletion in worthy rappers in contemporary society. Well I hope this wasn't an unconscionable suggestion and frickey frickey fresh I'm out!

    (hahahaha I hope I used all the words right and I didn't use all of them so just keep an eye out for later;))

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  3. Well worth the 5 minutes, maybe we can get Eminem to help you out.

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